Katie, 18, Chicago.

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

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rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

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thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

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itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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this post just gets better and better

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octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

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dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

oh this is gonna be good


I was not disappointed 

lion:

when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for itimage

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