Katie, 18, Chicago.

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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crowley-the-arse-butt:

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

THIS IS WHY YOU TRACK YOUR PERIOD FOR THE YEARS BEFORE YOUR WEDDING SO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EXPECT OR NOT

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whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor
sterekdimples:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

The Never Ending Bible Nazi. Hm. I’m Jewish.
vuuw:

wowwww.w… seriously bringing me back. i forgot about these. the white diamonds were my fav

lilwizard99:

American ninja warrior is fun cause they’ll do a background on the person like it’s American idol and then they fall on the first obstacle. Fun day time tv

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

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