Katie, 18, Chicago.

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snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

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  • Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
  • Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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harrysboylouis:

If nobody likes your blog and your ask box is always empty clap your hands

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riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

Ugh
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