You're the best I never had

Katie, 16, Chicago.

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hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

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justreblogging-larry:

chemicaldarkshine:

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bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

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bl-ossomed:

completetranquillity:

the-secret-stache:

forever90s:

A Profound moment in any Lizzie McGuire fan’s childhood.

we all shipped them before we even knew what shipping was

yay

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

Farquaad

Farquaad II

Farquaad III

Farquaad IV

Farquaad V

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

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mymomsaidimprettysofuckyou:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying

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I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.

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what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

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